WASHINGTON, DC — In an ingenious move commonly used by pet owners, White House staff members have announced that they will be fitting Joe Biden with a custom-made jingle bell collar that will make it easier for them to locate the wayward President when he wanders off aimlessly.
White House Staff To Fit Joe Biden With A Jingle Bell Collar So They Can Find Him When He Wanders Off (babylonbee.com)

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Nobody can beat the Bee. 😂